Eh? Cowboy shooter? Does that mean it can only be fired at cowboys, or that it uses cowboys as ammunition? But anyway, I prefer this one:
Now that's cool. Except the using tampons as weapons thing. Well, I dunno. Maybe if they were giant tampons, and I threw them at people using my inherent Scottish caber-tossing powers! Ach! Limmer, ye canna rin frae The Scotsman!