December 5th, 2005

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Coal in my stocking

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday craziesunshine and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole dariodevil's purse (30 points). In July I gave simon_jester a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In September on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-709 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
gwalla

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