Don't be a purse snatcher, kids. It could get you run over by the cops.
I'll be really happy when this fucking special election is over. The phone keeps ringing, and I keep having the hobble over to it wit my walking stick and bad foot, only to get a recording yammering at me about one of the initiatives. Or, better, to ave it blare music in my ear before yammering about one of the initiatives. I want to vote these people off of my fucking planet.