gwalla (gwalla) wrote,

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Pass the retchup, please

It was a night like any other - people inviting us out to a steakhouse. We get there, we are seated in a private room. All was well. Niceties aside, we prepare to order. I ask my wife what I should get. She says, "Go ahead and look at the menu - it's in English."

"Oh Really?"

I'll have the cowboy leg and black bowel, with an order of rurality salad on the side and a Sprit to drink. Fuck the salt!
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