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05 April 2006 @ 02:32 am
Intarweb video cavalcade  
Thanks to the folks up late on #crfh. These videos cut my IQ in half.

We must kung fu fight!
  • Final showdown from a terrible '80s action flick titled "Undefeatable". I like one of the comments: "Don't piss off David Byrne"
  • GAR-bage day?!?! HeHAHAHAHA! HeHAHAHAHA!
  • '70s kung fu trailers. Praise the Shaw Brothers! Highlights include the cat, the matter-of-fact way the hero of Iron Fist Rebel says "That's it. I'm gonna kill you. You murdering swine.", and a completely anomalous Australian accent. And the lockpicking as sex metaphor.
  • Kung fu cat vs. UFC cat. "Does this bother you? Does this bother you? I'm not touching you. Does this bother you?" WHAM.
Muzique!
Just...what?
From the "tragedy is when I stub my toe; comedy is when you fall in an open manhole and die" files:
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Current Music: The Cramps - I Was a Teenage Werewolf
 
 
 
Scrivinerscriviner on April 5th, 2006 09:58 am (UTC)
I... I can feel my brains leaking out of my ears as it tries to escape the videos... and yet I cannot stop watching. CURSES!
Madison: consideringkadharonon on April 5th, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC)
Okay, the plants from another dimension one is AWESOME. I especially like the paranoid little orange eyes.

Also, the Kung fu cat one is adorable.