Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In May, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In June, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). Last week, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon moltare (65 points). In December, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In July, I fed johnforster to a Shoggoth (250 points). In February, I recruited kadharonon as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-765 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant, gwalla
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