Boss Hogg dies, and it's Bush vs. Schwarzenegger vs. Thomas Jefferson vs. The Lizard vs. Predator for mayor of Megoville in Electile Dysfunction
Spidey's worst nightmare comes true when Aunt May and Dr. Octopus do the nasty in My Big Fat Fat Wedding
Finally, these bits of comic book crack go out to iambobbydrake: Iceman's battle cry and Bobby Drake, nakedest boy in the world.