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11 July 2005 @ 09:15 pm
Culture of Life  
Operation Rescue announced that it had just received some disheartening news: an estimated "36 trillion" potential lives were snuffed out yesterday alone, raising the total for 2005 to over "900 million karillion".
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The organization's "potential death" totals come from measuring a number of sources, including the number of males who masturbated yesterday.
 
 
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Derakonderakon on July 12th, 2005 01:32 am (UTC)
Do they include in that count the number of people who had sex (with conception or not)? Because statistically speaking, the number of sperm that actually fertilize eggs is insignificant.
gwalla: king crimson fingergwalla on July 12th, 2005 01:06 pm (UTC)
Sir, I do believe you are taking this particular parody far too seriously.