The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means "small craft advisory"
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5
You sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggie style so we can both watch X-Files