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21 January 2007 @ 07:28 pm
Pass the retchup, please  
It was a night like any other - people inviting us out to a steakhouse. We get there, we are seated in a private room. All was well. Niceties aside, we prepare to order. I ask my wife what I should get. She says, "Go ahead and look at the menu - it's in English."

"Oh Really?"

I'll have the cowboy leg and black bowel, with an order of rurality salad on the side and a Sprit to drink. Fuck the salt!
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Sartansartan0 on January 22nd, 2007 07:50 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHhahahaha. That was really very funny! Thanks Gwalla that made my day better.
lilamrta on January 24th, 2007 04:14 am (UTC)
Damn it, I just spent the past hour and a half laughing myself to death. So much for homework. Thanks for the link!